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UN rules should make wars ‘a little less rapey and killy’
An innovative move inspired by the great sporting heritage of International Boxing was unveiled by the UN today, following Red Cross calls for a daily two-hour ceasefire in Homs. ‘Boxing in its infancy...
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Ricky ‘Hitman’ Hatton to take up top-flight test cricket
Ricky Hatton has astounded the sporting world today with his decision to become a world class cricketer in under four months. The former boxer says his surprise switch to International Test Cricket has...
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‘Concussion not good for you’ discovery shocks scientists
The National Football League (NFL) has made a discovery that has sent the medical world into confusion. Since 1920, thousands of American footballers haven taken part in an elaborate experiment to...
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Ebola to take on MRSA in world title showdown
It’s the bout everyone’s been waiting for: Ebola ‘The Kidney Musher’ versus Britain’s very own home-grown bacterium MRSA, ‘The Superbug’. The two contenders are to meet in 16 days’ time at Mid...
View ArticleCorbyn makes Parliamentary Fight Club debut
Jeremy Corbyn has finally made his first appearance at the cross-party Parliamentary Fight Club, which dates back to the 1800s and pits MPS in no holds barred, bare-knuckle fighting. He defeated, John...
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Boxing club defends cot-fighting event
A sports club in Preston which charged adults £25 a ticket to watch a fight between two 18-month-old boys has denied that the toddlers in question were being exploited. The controversial cot-fight...
View ArticleBoxers to undergo compulsory halitosis testing before press conferences
Championships boxers will be forced to undertake testing of their breath before eyeballing their opponents at point-blank range in clearly staged confrontations during pre-fight press conferences, it...
View ArticlePope pledges to fight paedo priests on Papal view
The Pope has agreed to fight every single one of Ireland’s paedophile priests in a one-of-a-kind boxing event exclusive to paid subscribers on You Tube. The decision is seen by many as a knee-jerk...
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